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Barzellette

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Sorridi!

Migliaia di battute esilaranti, che renderanno la tua giornata incredibile!
In attesa di un autobus?
In sttesa in cod* Niente da fare?
Allora usa questa app per farti sentire meglio o far fare una risata ad un amico.

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Buon divertimento!

Esempi di scherzi:

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Sai che differenza c'è tra Biancaneve, Cenerentola e una donna che non rompe le palle?
- Nessuna, tutti e tre sono personaggi di fantasia!

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Pinocchio ha appena avuto un rapporto sessuale con la sua ragazza e le chiede come sia andata. Lei gli dice:
- Pinocchio ... non te la prendere, mi dispiace dirtelo, ma mentre facevamo sesso mi hai tutta ferita con le schegge!
Pinocchio rimane profondamente amareggiato e torna da Geppetto piangendo e spiegandogli il perché del suo rammarico:
- Cosa posso fare babbo?
Geppetto gli dice:
- Quello di cui tu hai bisogno è solo un pezzo di carta vetrata. Usala una volta al giorno e ciò risolverà il problema delle schegge.
Tempo dopo Pinocchio torna da Geppetto il quale gli chiede come vada con la carta vetrata:
- Hai risolto i tuoi problemi con le ragazze?
E Pinocchio:
- Ragazze? E chi ha più bisogno delle ragazze?


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In un bar di periferia un giorno entra un omone grande grosso e muscoloso che batte con forza sul bancone e dice:
- Una birra! Presto! Una birra! Ha capito?
E il barista impauritissimo lo serve.
Questa storia va avanti almeno tre giorni. Il quarto giorno un vecchietto che ha sempre assistito alla scena si alza, va al bancone e decide di fare come l'omone.
- Una birra! Presto! Una birra!!
E il barista ridendo dice
- E sennò?!?
- ...e se no, una Coca Cola va bene lo stesso, grazie!

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Buon divertimento!

Free download from Shareware Connection - Sorridi!Migliaia di battute esilaranti, che renderanno la tua giornata incredibile! In attesa di un autobus?In sttesa in cod* Niente da fare? Allora usa questa app per farti sentire meglio o far fare una risata ad un amico.Gli ...

Publisher: Megabyte Bomb | License: Freeware | Price: 0.00
Version: 1.7 | Size: 2969 KB | Platform: Android 2.x,Android 3.x,Android 4.4,Android 4.x
Released Date: 26-02-2015 | Rating: 0 | Title: Barzellette

Author Url: http://www.megabytebomb.com
Program Info Url: http://www.megabytebomb.com
Download Url: http://www.megabytebomb.com

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