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Over 1000 of the funniest jokes about blondes.

*Think youa*re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developera*s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"
This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "

"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
To feed the toilet duck. "

"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back.""

CAUTION - users of this app have been known to laugh hysterically while looking at their phones! For hilarious hand-picked jokes that will have you rolling on the floor, look no further! This handy app allows you to enjoy the funniest jokes at your convenience, save your favorite jokes, and easily send them to your friends.

"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""

"F*****g dating sites
I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.
I got paired with Hulk Hogan"

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Free download from Shareware Connection - Over 1000 of the funniest jokes about blondes.*Think youa*re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for...

Publisher: Funny Jokes TK | License: Freeware | Price: 0.00
Version: 1.0 | Size: 1228 KB | Platform: Android, WinMobile
Released Date: | Rating: 0 | Title: 1000+ Blonde Jokes

Author Url: https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Funny+Jokes+TK
Program Info Url: https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Funny+Jokes+TK
Download Url: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.funny.haha.jokes.blonde

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